Bilawal Bhutto-Zardari Hangs Up on Shahzain Bugti

By PimMaz

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, Chairman of the Pakistan People’s Party, and Shahzain Bugti, a Member of the National Assembly from the Jamori Watan Party, recently found out that their grandfathers were partners in crime in the 1970s in the killing of thousands of Balochs in a military operation. So, Bhutto-Zardari firstly added Shahzain on Facebook and then decided to speak on the phone. However, their first phone call turned out to be a disaster. 

To find out what actually happened, the Baluch Hal obtained the transcript of the phone conversation. 

Shazin Bugti:  My grandfather Shaheed Nawab Akbar Khan Bugti…

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: My grandfather Shaeed Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto…

Shazin Bugti: Once my grandfather…

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: Sorry to interrupt, but my grandfather …

Shazin Bugti: Sain, you know my grandfather…

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: Sorry. You go ahead. 

Shazin Bugti: So, I was saying that my grandfather …

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: Ok Listen. You know my grandfather…

Shazin Bugti: Katha-e-Kalami maff (sorry for the interruption), but I was saying that my grandfather…

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: That’s okay, I just wanted to say that my grandfather…

Shazin Bugti: Listen, Sain, Listen. My grandfather was once…

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: Bugti sahib, when my grandfather…

Shazin Bugti: Sain, suno to sai, when my grandfather…

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: I meant my grandfather always …

Shazin Bugti: Sain, after my grandfather…

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: People in Balochistan think my grandfather… 

Shazin Bugti: Sain, in 1973, when my grandfather…

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: Yes, after removing Mengal sahib’s government, my grandfather…

Shazin Bugti: It was grandfather in the 1970s… 

Bilawal Bhutto Zardari: f**k this.

PimMaz, inspired by the Onion, is a fictional and satirical column and should not be taken as real news

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